Thursday, July 17, 2008

Democrats Preaching Oil Drilling Abstinence!

Yes, those silly environmental fundamentalists are trying to tell us how to use our natural resources! I have one thing to say to that "Get your hands off of MY OIL!" That's nice if you think that it's morally wrong to drill for oil in Virgin environments, but don't tell me I CAN'T! That's fine if you don't want to. 

Don't you know that we have better protection now against oil spillage? Maybe we need some government programs in our schools to help us learn about our oil. We'll call it "Oil Education!" 

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