Where are the cynics?

Is everyone drinking the Obama Kool-Aid? Where are the progressive cynics who don't believe that anything will change if O is elected? Where are the people critical of his record? What has he done that makes people so infatuated with the idea of electing him? I can list great speakers all day long, and a few of them have done the world great harm. Where are the humanists that despise his faith in a supreme being? Where are the tolerance police, being critical of his close (20 year) ties with a preacher that bubbles with intolerance? Where are the postmodernists who don't trust what anyone says....especially politicians. Where are you? I'm waiting.